Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner and kept as a sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra

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futurejournalismproject:

And that, dear readers, is our lesson today for working your headline the SEO way.

Via the Daily Mail.

We would argue for a little more front-weighting, perhaps with a “Viktor Jasinski,” followed by a “:”…then get into the robber, hair salon, sexy viagra bit for True Google winnage. 

This is just funny!!!

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